ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
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There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
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Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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