she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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