He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
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My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
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Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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