how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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