I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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