I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
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He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
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I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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