chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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