Please, let me fuck your mom
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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