Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
So here I am, sexting at work.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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