Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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