He disabled his match.com account in front of me
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
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boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
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You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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