do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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