i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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