we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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