I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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