Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
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i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
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Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
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