Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
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that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
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Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
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