Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
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It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
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BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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