Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
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