This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
Randomize
