Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
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hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
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I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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