Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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