do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I showed him my bush... on skype.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
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He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
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Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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