I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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