got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Randomize