just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Randomize