Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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