she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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