weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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