I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I want her autograph on my taint
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
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