my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
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I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
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We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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