I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
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Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
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How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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