Well apparently he's into motor boating.
this beer tastes like vomit already
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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