the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
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I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
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I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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