she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
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Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
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I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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