well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
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IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
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I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.