I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
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Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
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You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.