i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
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I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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