i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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