The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
there's paper in my vomit.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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