Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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