There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
I love you.
Bad choice
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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