People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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