so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
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But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
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I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
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