dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
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My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
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My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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