You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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