there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
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I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
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The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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