She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
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He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
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Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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