I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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