Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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