thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Sponge bath it is.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
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