i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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