Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
false alarm, still single
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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