Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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