Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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