its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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