I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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