I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
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