wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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