he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
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Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
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It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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