At least make sure they are 18
Why
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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