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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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