I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
